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A Canadian Christmas

Monday, 15. December 2008, 12:44:39

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Bob & Doug, The Original Hosers.
Started almost accidentally to mock Canadian content rules, these beer guzzling, back bacon-eating Canadian hosers attained massive popularity.

For your listening pleasure - Bob and Doug McKenzie's The 12 Days of Christmas - and oh eh the lyrics are like here too.





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10 Days to Christmas

Sunday, 14. December 2008, 22:01:37

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Ten days to Christmas and all through the house,
creatures were stirring,
even the mouse!

What to do, what to buy, the silly season is indeed upon us all. So knowing that it is "The Silly Season" here's a silly joke gift.

The Men's Underwear Repair Kit

Just look at all that cool stuff you get...
NEEDLE & THREAD
IRON-ON HOLE PATCHES
SAFETY PINS
ELASTIC WASTE-BAND CINCHER
DUCT TAPE

and for those times when it wasn't a fart...
UNDERWEAR WHITE-OUT!

You also get an fully-illustrated 32-page Instruction Manual, containing everything you need to know about Underwear Repair and Maintenance.

What more do you need?

Ladies ...The Men's Underwear Repair Kit is a thoughtfull gift that keeps on giving. Remember you're the ones who end up looking at them, so this Christmas give your man the kit that provides everything he needs.


This and other fine gifts available at Stupid.com

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Too Funny

Wednesday, 10. December 2008, 18:56:01

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I guess someone was waiting for Jesus to turn it into wine


Ontario's Liquor Control Board is recalling an Italian wine, but not for the usual reasons.

It seems that some of the 1,500 ml bottles of 2007 D'Aquino Pinot Grigio delle Venezie are nothing but water.

I didn't want to have people surprised on Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve opening this product and finding water instead of wine.

...said George Soleas, the board's vice-president of quality assurance.

Hey people pay for French tap water why not Italian!



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Another one: For the Guys

Monday, 8. December 2008, 19:55:30

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Okay guys, if she happened to walk in on you while you were checking out the (ahem) articles at that Penthouse link; you've got some sucking up to do.

So here's a couple of helpfull little blue prints for you so you can make her happy again.


Give here a head massage!

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Dose of Whacky

Sunday, 7. December 2008, 03:17:14

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I haven't forgotten about all the whacky news happening in the world. Quit the opposite actually, with all the doom and gloom predictions though it is fairly difficult to find much to laugh about.

So with great happiness, here's the news you should have been reading!

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