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Ten days to Christmas and all through the house,
creatures were stirring,
even the mouse!

What to do, what to buy, the silly season is indeed upon us all. So knowing that it is "The Silly Season" here's a silly joke gift.

The Men's Underwear Repair Kit

Just look at all that cool stuff you get...
NEEDLE & THREAD
IRON-ON HOLE PATCHES
SAFETY PINS
ELASTIC WASTE-BAND CINCHER
DUCT TAPE

and for those times when it wasn't a fart...
UNDERWEAR WHITE-OUT!

You also get an fully-illustrated 32-page Instruction Manual, containing everything you need to know about Underwear Repair and Maintenance.

What more do you need?

Ladies ...The Men's Underwear Repair Kit is a thoughtfull gift that keeps on giving. Remember you're the ones who end up looking at them, so this Christmas give your man the kit that provides everything he needs.


This and other fine gifts available at Stupid.com

If you love something, set it free.

And if you can't, call the police. Police in suburban Detroit responded to a call Thursday by a man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.

Police used a universal key to free the woman.

Sgt. Ray Patrick calls the situation "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."



Betcha he's on the sh*t list with her now!

Bull In A China Shop - well almost.
Don't know how I missed this one from earlier this past week.

A bull bought for the Muslim Eid al-Adha festival charged through a shopping mall in the Bangladesh capital Dhaka Monday, causing panic and damaging several shops. No one was hurt in this incident, except for the bull.

Guards captured the bull in a net and handed it back to its owners, police and witnesses said.

During Eid slaughtering animals and sharing meat with relatives and the poor is mandatory for every Muslim who can afford it.

I haven't forgotten about all the whacky news happening in the world. Quit the opposite actually, with all the doom and gloom predictions though it is fairly difficult to find much to laugh about.

So with great happiness, here's the news you should have been reading!

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