Why Chomu is great and actually better than you even ever can realise
Tuesday, 30. September 2008, 15:49:54
First of all, sorry if I've left some comments here on my blog unaddressed. I'm having difficulty catching up with things lately. My room - and life - is a mess, et cetera.
Secondly, I think that Chomu's greatness can be demonstrated in terms of the outre value of the search items by which strangers have happened upon it. These search items - as entered into Google and other search engines - are, of course, accessible to us at Chomu through the kind of Internet spying that is now universal. Here are some examples:
panama hats in japanese literature
pray as a dance team
sarah palin wet pussy
lovecraft butterfly
2 girls introducing a metallic fork in a pénis
funk not only moves it can also remove
i want a malay girlfriend
samuel johnson and masturbation
Because of this, we have decided to institute a policy of occasionally using such mantras as the magazine's tagline. If you find that your own search-engine mantra has been used, that means it's your chance to claim your special Chomu prize - an evening out with your favourite Chomu writer.
Having now demonstrated the greatness of Chomu, it only remains for me to say, to all those who want a Malay girlfriend to introduce a metallic fork into their Lovecraftian butterfly pénis and use the funk to move and remove it while Samuel Johnson looks on masturbatingly and Sarah Palin prays for a wet pussy dance team to devise a new interpretative dance piece based on panama hats and their use in Japanese literature - you've come to the right place! We accept you! One of us!
Secondly, I think that Chomu's greatness can be demonstrated in terms of the outre value of the search items by which strangers have happened upon it. These search items - as entered into Google and other search engines - are, of course, accessible to us at Chomu through the kind of Internet spying that is now universal. Here are some examples:
panama hats in japanese literature
pray as a dance team
sarah palin wet pussy
lovecraft butterfly
2 girls introducing a metallic fork in a pénis
funk not only moves it can also remove
i want a malay girlfriend
samuel johnson and masturbation
Because of this, we have decided to institute a policy of occasionally using such mantras as the magazine's tagline. If you find that your own search-engine mantra has been used, that means it's your chance to claim your special Chomu prize - an evening out with your favourite Chomu writer.
Having now demonstrated the greatness of Chomu, it only remains for me to say, to all those who want a Malay girlfriend to introduce a metallic fork into their Lovecraftian butterfly pénis and use the funk to move and remove it while Samuel Johnson looks on masturbatingly and Sarah Palin prays for a wet pussy dance team to devise a new interpretative dance piece based on panama hats and their use in Japanese literature - you've come to the right place! We accept you! One of us!
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