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The BBC hand them stardom

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Well, if I don't write this today, I probably never will. It's been over a week now since I saw, in company with Mr. Wu, Morrissey in concert at the Wireless Festival in Hyde Park.

I'm a little tired of live music reviews, as they seldom seem to convey more than the fact that the writer either enjoyed or didn't enjoy the event. I don't really want to write the usual live review, but I don't really know what else to write. Anyway, let's see what we can do.



There were a number of acts lined up for that day, but I think the only ones that Mr. Wu and myself were interested in were Beck and Morrissey. Besides which, I was coming up to London on the day, and Mr. Wu had to work, so we were bound to miss most of the line-up. I met Mr. Wu at his place of work, and we discussed what songs we thought Morrissey would do, and what songs we would like him to do, and whether we would catch much of Beck's set. Mr. Wu was particularly keen for Morrissey to do The Last of the Famous International Playboys. I made some jokes about the first song being National Front Disco, and so on. I also remarked that it would be interesting to see how he comes across now, since he's at an interesting stage in his career. It seems as if, with his 'comeback', he's more popular than he's ever been. At the same time, he has only recently been involved in another controversy, perhaps the most notable of his career so far, ending as it did in legal action being taken, by Morrissey.

I had a feeling that it was going to be a good show. Morrissey's recent statement somehow seemed to exude confidence and augur well.

When we arrived at Hyde Park, Beck was already onstage. We strode briskly in the direction of the music, stopped only by a girl giving away free samples of wine. Even that would not have stopped us, had not the girl shouted, "It's free!"

Soon we came to a place of comfortable distance and settled in. To be honest, I don't want to spend any longer writing this than is necessary, and writing about Beck's set, it seems to me, is not necessary. It was the first time I had seen him live. At one point, I remarked to Mr. Wu, "I think he's phoning his performance in." "Not even that," said Mr. Wu, "he's faxing it in." Mr. Wu assured me that he has seen Beck before and he has been brilliant. I wondered if perhaps he resented being second billing. Whatever the reason, Beck's set was the dullest kind of rock'n'roll set, and not something I would have expected from someone who can do this.

There was about half an hour or so of this, then, mercifully, there came the interval. Mr. Wu complained that it was better in the old days when there was some compilation tape put on before the main act, usually put together by the headliners themselves. Then we noticed something strange as we watched the video clips being played on the video screens either side of the stage. They were brilliantly chosen and hilarious. It was obvious, after all, that this was the work of Morrissey. I still want to track some of those clips down, but they included footage of Brigitte Bardot, some camp old hoofer singing to a girl in a tutu that he is the one she should confess to, some clips from an episode of The Untouchables in which there featured lots of dialogue about a villain, or victim, called Morrissey ("It's settled then. Tonight, we take Morrissey", etc.), an interview with Shelagh Delany, and probably more that I've forgotten.

After a pleasingly brief interval (sometimes these things do drag on), the drum intro track to The Operation started up, and the band and Morrissey entered the stage. All were wearing Playboy T-shirts, and the first number was, by great serendipity, The Last of the Famous International Playboys. It was obvious that it was going to be a great gig. Somehow, Morrissey had known when he had written his statement that it would be. Towards the end of the first song, Morrissey did one of his famous live lyric changes. "In our lifetime those who kill/The news world hands them stardom", became, "In our lifetime those who kill/The BBC hand them stardom". We both laughed at this, Mr. Wu and I.

The second song was a Smiths song, Ask, which was a very pleasant surprise. In fact, the setlist was full of great surprises, including The Death of a Disco Dancer, Vicar in a Tutu, Stretch Out and Wait, Sister, I'm a Poet and Billy Budd. With the occasional lapse into hohummery here and there (All You Need is Me), the gig just seemed to get better and better. When The Death of a Disco Dancer started, I had the feeling that this was going to be the best song of the evening. The interesting thing about a Morrissey gig is that, even in the midst of all the physical confusion of a live performance, the words still seem to matter. This song felt, to me, incredibly zeitgeisty. "Love, peace and harmony/Love, peace and harmony/Oh, very nice, very nice, very nice/But maybe in the next world." The ironic bitterness of that repeated "very nice" came across quite chillingly. Surely we're at a point in history where that really is the decision facing us - love, peace and harmony, or "the next world", in other words, the end of this one.



Maybe it was just me, but APOCALYPSE seemed very much in the air. I mean, perhaps that should not be a surprise. Still, some of the lyrics struck me afresh: "Will the world end in the nighttime/I really don't know/Or will the world end in the daytime/I don't know", from Stretch Out and Wait. Perhaps tellingly, there was another lyric change here. The following line is usually, "And is there any point ever having children?/Oh, I don't know." This time the answer to the question was a single, emphatic, "No!" There was also the slight lyric change in Ask: "If it's not love, then it's the bomb/The nuclear bomb that will bring us together."

I suppose the apocalypse theme - also emphasised in a peculiar way by Morrissey complaining about the smell of roasting meat wafting over the park, "Putting death into your body, death into your body," he repeated a number of times, ending with the peculiar quip, "Oh, I've gone too far" - chimed in with some things I had been thinking anyway. I believe the crowd there numbered about 30,000. I thought, and not for the first time, about the tremendous amount of resources that are needed for such an event, in terms of electricity, transport and so on. Obviously, it would be hypocritical of me to be damning of such a use of resources, since I enjoyed the event, and I wonder if such mass public celebrations are, to some extent, necessary. Still, I also wonder how much longer we can keep this sort of thing up. Maybe, if we get the right energy sources, for a much longer time. But we don't seem to have the right energy sources at the moment.

What it did lead me to reflect on is the nature of stardom, and what I have long believed to be the very unhealthy relationship that our society (Britain, and I'm sure other societies) has with art. There is really no system for nurturing the artist in our society, outside of a few elitist institutions. When, back in the early eighties, Morrissey sang lines like, "No, I've never had a job/Because I'm too shy", what he was really expressing, in both a very direct, and very roundabout way, was the difficulty of being an artist in a society that does its very best to destroy artists. The usual response to anyone trying to 'make it' in any artistic sphere, before they have made it, is, "Who the fuck are you?" People resent artists. People wish to lynch artists. A huge event like the Morrissey gig, resembles, in some peculiar way, a sacrificial bonfire, complete with the smell of roasting flesh wafting across the field. The difference being that the sacrifice now is only symbolically of the artist ("Tonight, we're going to take Morrissey"). It is a bonfire erected to the artist's success. The artist has become god. How did he do this? He overcame death - the death that society tried (and failed) by any means necessary, to inflict on the artist and the artist's dream.



What kind of a relationship is this to have with artists? On the one hand they are despised as vermin, and on the other, revered as gods. And then people are surprised when occasionally those artists are human and act like arseholes. If you had had a whole country lusting for your blood one minute, and then worshipping you the next, the chances are, I reckon, you'd act like an arsehole sometimes, too.

All this is summed up for me in the words of that opening song, The Last of the Famous International Playboys: "See, in our lifetime those who kill/The BBC hand them stardom/And these are the ways on which I was raised/These are the ways on which I was raised/I never wanted to kill/I am not naturally EVIL/Such things I do/Just to make myself more attractive to you/Have I failed?"

Well, on Friday night, in Hyde Park, at least, Morrissey did not fail.

The encore, and possibly the best song of the night, was another surprise, What She Said, from the album Meat is Murder.

"What she said/How come someone hasn't noticed that I'm dead/And decided to bury me/God knows I'm ready..."

Excellent stuff.

Till Domesday

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The world is ending. Okay, so some form of life - maybe even human life - might possibly survive, but it will only be in a world unrecognisable to us. We are on the deck of a sinking ship, and we don't even have the option to jump overboard. So, what, exactly, do we do? What do I do? I spend a lot of my time wondering just what the correct response to ecologocial armageddon could possibly be. Not long ago I read an article in a newspaper about this issue. I don't have the newspaper any more, as it has now been recycled, so I can't remember what it said in any detail. It was something about doom-mongering and other such self-flagellation being perhaps understandable but ultimately pointless. Then, a little later, I read an item in Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit? (Volume Two), about ethical consumerism. The verdict seemed to be that it was a fairly shallow response to the problem. It is, said the book, a bit like looking at the impending armageddon and saying, "It wasn't me!" Well, what are we supposed to do, exactly? To be fair, the authors of the book do concede that even ethical shopping is "all to the good". And, if I were feeling petulant, I could point out that Steve Lowe and Alan McArthur are merely two dry British wits selling cynicism as Christmas stocking-fillers. Actually, though, they are quite funny, and they do, on the whole, pick the right targets, and shoot with great accuracy, as here.

Anyway, the point is, there are various people pointing out the inadequacy of our various responses to THE END OF THE WORLD THAT IS NOW UPON US, but there doesn't really seem to be anyone who is coming up with an adequate response. Perhaps there just isn't one. It's not as if anyone has even been inspired to say something profound in the time that's left to us. It's the usual trivia. For instance, Supermodel Naomi admits maid attack, or Complaints of racism on Celebrity Big Brother increase. It's almost as if there really is nothing profound to be said, anyway, as if, maybe the very banality of the universe is what has brought us here to the brink of utter destruction. We just couldn't find anything worth living for. There is a fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, and he is Light Entertainment.

Even I (makes extravagant dramatic gesture) cannot think of anything to say that is really worthy of the occasion. And my general response to the end of the world, is, apart from the lame old ethical consumerism kind of thing, I'm afraid, usually to get really, really depressed and generally not want to get up in the mornings or talk to anyone or do anything at all (what's the point, after all?). Not very edifying is it? But what's the alternative? Choose life, as they say? In other words, a family of more consumers of the world's resources and a job to support them that also diminishes or pollutes those resources. There's no way out of it really. So, let's all join in a chorus of, "We're all going to die!"

I can state clearly that I do not like this world and I do not like life, but previously there have been consolations. One of my favourite writers, Nagai Kafu, spent a lifetime lamenting the encroaching modernism that was destroying all that he most loved about his native country, Japan. He also had a philosophical, fatalistic streak in him, though, and occasionally would sigh in a literary sort of way, and, figuratively, say, Oh well! On one such he wrote that, however much the natural beauties that once surrounded Tokyo, and the more picturesque ways of life that once flourished there, might be destroyed, at least beauty would remain in the eternal cycle of the seasons, in the geese flying south for winter overhead and so forth. I remember thinking these beautiful and deeply consoling sentiments when I first read them. Unfortunately, we now know better than Kafu. Not even the seasons are eternal. The encroaching cities have destroyed them as they have everything else - it was naive to think the seasons were separate from the rest of nature in this regard. Vile science has made a marriage of materialism with rampant commerce - the issue of this union is plain to see all around us. Now nothing in nature remains undistorted, and since nature is the ultimate source of all beauty, all beauty has gone from the world, and there is nothing left for me, except, perhaps, in memories and dreams.

And what do I do? Well, as I said, I get depressed, and in other news, I write. Yes, I continue to write, like the Emperor Nero fiddling with himself as Rome went up in flames. As a matter of fact, I have been engaged, as many of you will know, in the rather pointless and hypocritical composition of a grand, apocalyptic novel called Domesday Afternoon. It looks like being such a vast undertaking that the world will probably end before I finish it, anyway, and even if I do finish it, well, it's not as if its publication will somehow avert disaster or have any useful effect whatsoever. So why am I doing it? Well, I don't really know, to be honest, except that, in my life, writing has always been one thing I actually can do, perhaps, in a way, the only thing, though I don't necessarily do it well.

I have asked myself, any number of times, why I bother to carry on such a task. A little while back I came upon something that seemed close to being an answer. It is, in fact, an interview with the late singer/songwriter Elliott Smith:

The interviewer talks to Elliott about the rationale behind the title of his album Figure 8, and reads out a quote (his quote) to him: "I just like the idea of figure 8, of figure skaters trying to make this self-contained perfect thing that takes a lot of effort but essentially goes nowhere."

Funny, I expected 'figure 8' to be some sort of reference to the moebius symbol of eternity that reembles a figure 8 on its side. However, Elliott confirms the interpretation suggested by the quote. The interviewer expressed some surprise, asking if he really feels that music is pointless, to which he replies, "Yeah, of course. I mean, what's the point? Is music supposed to be a tool to get you somewhere else? No, it's just worth doing on its own."

I may have removed a few "like"s and "kinda"s from the quotation there.

Just in case anyone is wondering how I can think that life is inherently meaningful - as I seem to suggest in this blog entry - but ultimately purposeless, I suppose I should add that I think meaning and purpose are two different things. Meaning is diffuse, like the air, and allows freedom of movement in all directions. Purpose, however, is linear and one-track. Purpose builds roads. Usually to nowhere. Or over a cliff, as it now seems. Because purpose has behind it the notion of progress. But to what are we ultimately progressing? How can there be anything? Science, for instance, eschews meaning, but champions progress, or uses progress as an excuse for its own purposeful agenda. But where are we going with this? Who can plot the ultimate destination that the course we are on will take us to, the genetic tampering, so redolent of Nazi ideas of a master race, the mechanisation, artifical intelligence? If we survive that long, it will take us - this is my guess - to a utopia in which life will not be worth living, since there is no meaning, no soul left to live it anymore, only machines (biological or otherwise) purposefully building and maintaining more machines.

(Incidentally, this post is prompted in part by the fact that, at 5.49 pm on the 14th of January, 2007, I finished the longhand version of the first draft of the first volume of Domesday Afternoon. In longhand, the first volume comes to 1,284 pages. I am currently typing it up, and have typed about half. I will send copies of this first draft out to anyone with my e-mail address who writes to me and expresses an interest.)