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By shoppingpenguin. Friday, 23. March 2007, 22:22:41

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Do penguins ever live in the desert? Yes! This humboldt penguin is nesting on an island off of Chile's Atacama desert.


Do penguins bite? Yes! This bruise is from an erect-crested penguin bite.


Do penguins fly? These snare penguins are moving so fast they almost appear to be flying.
Do penguins fly? See previous blog: Are penguins keeping a secret from us?

Find more answers to questions like "do penguins have teeth?" and "how long do penguins live for?" at New Zealand Penguins' Frequently Asked Questions site.

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When I read the question "Do penguins bite" I was reminded of the story of Linus Torvalds saying (jokingly) he was attacked by a

"ferocious penguin that bit me and infected me with a little known disease called penguinitis.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

By Yrag, # 23. March 2007, 23:13:43

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Yep you got it for sure, and that is a good thing

By Yrag, # 24. March 2007, 00:09:14

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if you can find one of the recent national geographics (the one with a desert mesa and smokestacks on the cover) one of the pages has a penguin standing in the middle of a jungle. This world has like a scavanger hunt for penguins marathon going on!

By CaptainSeagull, # 24. March 2007, 17:30:29

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Ouch, after seeing that bite, I'm gonna stay on your good side, oh fabulously feathered one. =o)

Gotta ask this though. Macaroni penguins? Are they an actual breed, or are you talking about pasta based art? :confused:

By Furie, # 26. March 2007, 00:54:43

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Sowwy, pwease don't bite me. They look a little like Whoopi Goldberg.

By Furie, # 26. March 2007, 06:49:07

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It's got the dreadlocks at least. Watch jumping jack flash, the bit where she's in the phone booth being dragged down the street. It's nothing to do with the pic, but it's fun.

By Furie, # 26. March 2007, 07:04:29

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I'm a little black penguin in a big silver box being dragged down... :lol:

By Furie, # 26. March 2007, 07:17:52

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